Sometimes the strangest things happen, sometimes I contribute to the weird factor and sometimes I do nothing and just wonder - why me?
For instances, last night I blew my nose and passed out. Just blew and my nose and fainted! Blacked out, out cold - so ridiculous. I'm really petite so I'm kinda of the joke in the family. My two brothers and one sister, who are all younger than me are bigger and taller than me. They thought it was a freaking, hilarious riot that I fainted after blowing my nose.
I'm one those people that the most ridiculous things happen to. I feel like God is sitting up somewhere and watching my sitcom and saying, "haha, she screwed up again."
A few months ago I was watching some reality show(which I hate - will elaborate more on it later) and in that the lady kept saying "eat me." Instead of googling the phrase like a normal person, I just connected it with Alice in Wonderland, you know the cookies and all? Anyways that phrase was stuck in my head, I was the store and I kind of got in argument with and "acquaintance." My clever, loud and witty comeback was "Eat me" and he grinned and said "gladly." I'm so glad I'm anonymous here and not in store with pin drop silence and everyone's eyes on me.
LOL -- Never blew my nose and passed out, but I definitely have absurd things happen to me all the time, and now I am reassured by the stark humor of the happenings. Like God (whoever God is) is shining the spotlight on me. I love the story and concept of Alice in Wonderland. I'm my own observer in this exquisite Carnival of Life.
ReplyDeleteI like that, "I'm my own observer in this exquisite Carnival of Life." Beautiful way of expressing.
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